πŸ€” Elon Musk to buy cherries πŸ’ in May?!

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After buying Twitter in April, Elon Musk is willing to make his biggest investment πŸ’° yet and buy a few cherries πŸ’ in May πŸ’ͺ

πŸ€” Elon Musk to buy cherries πŸ’  in May?!
πŸ€” Elon Musk to buy cherries πŸ’ in May?!

Due to rampant inflation πŸ“ˆ and the Nasdaq meltdown πŸ“‰ in April, he will have to sell all his remaining Tesla stock, but he backs up his buy, saying β€œwe only get to live once on this planet πŸŒŽβ€

🀫 Trusted sources also tell us that once he reaches Mars, first thing he will plant a cherry tree orchard and export the cherries back to earth so that other billionaires can afford it… Thank you, Elon for being a visionary πŸ™